To the "Perfect Parents"

To the "Perfect Parents" how in the hell did you raise your children? I mean seriously you must have been an ass-hat to run them oh wait I mean get them to move out at 18. Actually after high school....did you lock them in the basement? Make them watch Little House on the Prairie? Ever get tired of being a hard ass? Did you ever stop & watch your children grow up? I did my children are monsters but you know what they are mine. They've been through more in their lives by the age of 13 & 11 then you will. They have been dirt poor, went without, watched their father get sick & die. And you know what they are stronger then your little darlings. They know how to change the oil in their cars & their tires also. So what if my son hasn't figured out what the hell he's going to do now that he's finished school or the fact that my teenaged daughter thinks that she rules the house. They both know not to piss mom or their baby sister off. So while you are sitting in your big ole house waiting for them to give you grandchildren just think they might have stayed closer if you weren't so damn "Perfect".